i am toast

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Purple guy: *sits around in a random party room with a loaf of bread*

Bread: *comes to life and starts breaking stuff*

Purple guy: *woman scream*

Bread: *climbs on walls*

Purple: ITS ALIVE

Bread: *accidentally pushes down a chair*

Purple: SCIENCE PLEASE SAVE ME

Bread: *goes to toaster*

Purple: OH GEHD WHAT R U GONNA DO W/ DAT TOASTER

Bread: *toasts itself in the toaster, becomes toast*

Purple: OH GOD BREAD TECHNOLOGY THEY MADE BREAD THAT CAN TOAST ITSELF

BY ITSELF

toast: eyyy do u want 2 spread butter on me??

Purple: I WOULD RATHER SPREAD BUTTER ON THE SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION OF ALL THIS

scientific explanation of all this: noooo PG, pls. I just took a bath.

Purple: oh... sorry, scientific explanation.

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