When PG murdered us
Purple guy: now, if you kids don't want to die, you have to describe what's in this diaper. *shows the kids the diaper*
Freddy: uh... I'll go first...
Freddy: IT LOOKS LIKE DAWG POOP
Purple: *kills Freddy*
Bonnie: O.O I THINK IT SMELLS SO BAD THAT I THINK I WILL DIE BEFORE YOU KILL ME
Purple: *kills bonnie*
Foxy: IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE OUT MY INSIDES
Purple: *kills foxy*
Purple: now, you're the last kid. Don't say anything stupid and describe it correctly!!!!
Chica: *about to puke* CHUNKY!!!!
Goldie: *wheezes* :D
Purple: THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD THAT CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Purple: therefore, I'm going to kill you.
Purple: *kills chica*
Goldie: hey... what is the answer?
Purple: IT WAS OBVIOUSLY TOASTY!!!
Purple: *shoves Goldie into a golden Freddy suit with the endoskeleton*
Goldie: *comes back to life* OH DAMMIT PG
Purple: *puts the other kids in the suits*
And here, we have learned once again...
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!
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