Random Oneshots

𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤

Hey!!

First of all thank you so much for reading this book, it means a lot. Alright, skipping all formalities, here's whats gonna happen:

- Requests and DM's are open, but when requesting the scene, please be specific like very specific on what you would like to read

- When you request i will give you credit ( if you feel comfortable / if you want to ) by @tting your account

- this book will contain smut as well as fluff and anything else, I will put warnings at the beginning of the chapter so you can see what you're going to be dealing with. I will also put trigger warnings

- There will be male Y/N's, some will be my own ideas others will / can be your ideas when you DM them to me

- also i will be doing some of these one shots in parts just to make it easier for me to write them

- there will be original characters if you would like, not all of them will be x reader but most of them are

- words that will not be used: member, shaft and any other weird names for dick

- every smut scene is consensual unless stated otherwise

- as in the story tags; there will be some lgbtq+ smut and fluff, so yeah, dont be a dick about it when you come across it

- will not be writing the next generation for harry potter ( like their kids and stuff, no way, im sorry, who in the fuck of all fucks names their child albus???? that man did nothing for harry and yet here we are, asshole )

- also will not be writing: sibling x sibling, humongous age gaps ( am comfortable writing the age gaps between 21-40 use this information wisely ) other than that, have fun.

- will not be writing under age smut, 16+ only

- lots of spelling mistakes, you have been warned.

- also, dont mind all the titles. i like to...organise :)

dms always open!!

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Safe words and meanings:
❌( not my ideas )❌

- Red: stop immediately; something is wrong
- Orange: stop what you're doing and move onto something else
- Yellow: continue what you're doing but less harsh
- Green: we all good
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some obvious things i think i need to mention:

au- alternate universe
y/n- your name
m/n- middle name
l/n- last name
y/n/n - your nickname
f/n- friends name
y/h- your house
e/c- eye color
h/c- hair color

- some of these will not have the forward slash in them for eg.

"hi, my name is yn mn ln,"

"ready for hogsmede ynn?" sirius asked

"oh this is fn,"

"im in yh and im guessing your in ravenclaw?"

"oh dear god, yn has such beautiful ec eyes! it compliments their sc skin so well!"

the hc person stood before regulus black in the sorting ceremony, palms sweaty

so sorry of it gets a bit confusing :) i'll try to remeber to put the forward slash in

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other notes and annotations:

all female identifying y/n's or vulva owning y/n's are on birth control unless stated otherwise!! please!! we hate the pregnancy trope. its so predictable and annoying ( thats just my councils opinion, if you like the pregnancy trope thats you and no one can change that!! its what you love and its valid!! )

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Thank you for reading, this will be updated so keep a look out, love you, drink your water, take your pills and get some sleep <3

ps. i swear a lot :)