Hinata x Everyone (SMUT, FLUFF, & ANGST)

Icejjfish is quaking~ Semihina 🍋

Requested by Nemuidesu-Sloth and mxackerman_

Crack

A bit short since I hadn't had too much of an idea on what to write

Hinata could feel the burning gaze from Semi behind him, ready to rip him apart. He was too afraid to turn around, but he did regardless. Semi gave him a bitter smile, making him know that he's jealous. He was absolutely terrified of what Semi had planned for him.

Hinata told Tendou he was going to the bathroom, Semi following shortly after. Tendou, Shirabu, and Goshiki waited patiently together.

"How much you wanna bet that they're gonna fuck?"

"879.33 Yen" (10.00 CAD or 1,096 in Yen to USD)

"That little? You cheap stake!"

"Shut up Tendou, I'm broke as fuck"

"I bet 879.97 that they won't" (Exactly one cent more than Shirabu)

"..."

"You think you're fucking smart huh?" Tendou laughed at how pissed Shirabu was.

"Yes, yes I do"

"You're dumb as fuck and I hope you know that" Goshiki gave Shirabu a lopsided smile (Lopsided like his bangs- I'm joking, his bangs are cute). 

Meanwhile, with Semi and Hinata

Semi removed his fingers and pushed a vibrator in. 

"Let's see how well you can sing with this inside" Semi showed him the remote and forced him to walk outside with it. Hinata tried to freshen himself a bit so the others didn't suspect anything

But they already did.

"Semi, could you please remove it?"

"Nope, this is your punishment" Hinata cursed Semi out under his breath, which earned him an increase in vibrations. 

"Watch your mouth luv" Hinata flipped Semi off, which resulted in the same thing.

"And your actions" Hinata mid-way rolled his eyes before remembering Semi's words. He clenched his fists in annoyance while opening the door to their Karaoke room. Tendou was clutching his stomach while Shirabu was insulting a gleeful Goshiki. 

"Damn, we go pee and all of a sudden we miss a joke" Tendou, Shirabu, and Goshiki examined the two. Goshiki smiled triumphantly while sticking his hands out.

"My answer is not so dumb is it?"

"Neh shut the fuck up" Shirabu rolled his eyes and gave him his money along with Tendou. 

"I don't get it, what was the bet?"

"We betted to see if you fucked or not. But it seems you didn't so Goshiki wins the bet" Goshiki smirked at them both and basked in his glory.

"Anyway, who's turn is it?"

"I think it's Hinatas" Hinata died a little on the inside. He went up to the front and grabbed the mic.

"I dedicate this next song to Semi, I hate you" Semi smirked and increased the vibrations. Hinata gripped the mix harshly while the music started.

Every voice crack was Semi playing with the remote. Throughout it all, the three of them were silently judging Hinata, planning on clowning him after he finished.

Eventually, the song ended and Hinata lost all his dignity.

"I think we can all agree that singing is not your strong suit"

"Well no shit, I think my ears are bleeding"

"That was awful"

"Your singing, oh my god"

"Oh come on, it wasn't that bad" The three deadpanned.

"Hinata, I wasn't even the one singing and yet I feel embarrassed"

"You guys are such assholes" Speaking of assholes, Hinata was pretty sure his was ripped right now.

"I think we call it a night, my ears can't handle anymore god awful singing"

"Oh screw you Shirabu"