The Hospital

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Everyone was in the hospital. It was awesome the food tasted like shit.

Mike Genocide was feeling kinda trash tbh... He had just got shot but it was with a very weak ass bullet so he didn't have any fatal injuries...Chara was pissed off, they wanted to stab the idiot robbers that hurt them, but they were afraid people would ship Mike x Chara. The Fukases were busy stealing a casino. The only people that were really there were V4Flower and Miku. They just say there and talked about boring adult things, like tax evasion and war crimes. Mike felt bored out of his mind.

"Hey guys?" 

"Yes?" Miku replied.

"Where do you think the second ingredient would be?" Mike asked.

"Lets check the list. GIMME THE LIST HOE!!!" Miku said while ripping the list out of V4Flower's hands.

"UwU please call me that again 😰" Flower said.

"OwO maybes later not in front of the kids bruh." Miku replied.

Flower clipped through the ground to go get some groceries after that.

"It seems that... we need some of Jason Derulo's piss..." Miku said.

"Then let's go get some!" 

"But you know I'm allergic to Jason Derulo!" Miku complained.

Mike looked at the TV. Mickey Rat was playing, it was the episode that Mickey shoved the eighth graders up his ass. 

"Would you rather watch that or deal with Jason Derulo HOE?!?!" Flower said, having finally returned with the groceries (a.k.a. some diapers to strangle Jason Derulo with.)

Then they summoned the Fukases and randomly walked out of the hospital without even paying... (or letting Mike heal)...

(This chapter was partially written by @OfficialV4Piko)

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