A/n allyblxck thanks!
Dolores Umbridge was sitting in her office in the Ministry of Magic, drinking tea as she signed important documents on her desk.
It had been a year since she was attacked by the centaurs of the Forbidden Forest, and only a couple of months since she was released from St. Mungo's, as she was very traumatized my the incident.
As she stood up to leave her office, a letter flew through the window, gracefully floating onto the floor.
She walked over to it and picked it up, a confused expression etched on her face.
A howler.
'A howler? Who could possibly be sending me a howler?' She thought.
Curious, she turned it over, And opened it.
Oi Umbitch! May I call you that? Actually I don't care. I, well, actually most of Hogwarts, have all agreed that you are the ugliest creature that ever lived and deep down, you know that. As you said, I must not tell lies.
Another voice with an Irish accent echoed through the room.
Yeah! Some of the professors we've had were being possessed by Voldemort, trying to bring him back to life, did bring him back to life, and you know what? Out of all of them, you little old Lady in pink, are hated more than all of them combined, by more than half of the wizarding population through out the UK!
She was fuming now.
You are nothing more than a foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
The howler exploded in the air, pieces of paper falling down to the ground, littering the floor.
Umbridge just stood there, not quite knowing what to do.
A/n I definitely wasn't just searching up Umbridge memes whilst writing that-
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Howlers In Hogwarts
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