Howlers In Hogwarts

Howlers for Mcgonagall #1

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter, otherwise known as the marauders, were sitting in their dormitory, bored as hell.

"I'M BOOOOOOOOOOOOORED." Groaned James

"UGH! WE KNOW PRONGS! Merlin, give it a REST!" shouted Remus as he laid on his bed, reading Hogwarts: a History. 

"Well sooooorry Moony, but I have nothing to do!"

"Me neither, wait...OH MY MERLIN! We should send a howler to Minnie!" Said Sirius, Jumping around the room like a kid on Christmas day.

"yes that is a BRILLIANT idea padfoot! I have some in my trunk."

"Er...May I ask why? Prongs?"

"well, Just in case of an emergency,"

"And um...what sort of energency would require the use of a Howler?"

"STOP MOONY! YOU'RE CONFUSING ME WITH YOUR BIG WORDS!" yelled Sirius dramatically, covering his ears.

"Only 'cause you don't know any big words,"

"I do too, how about we do a big word competition, me against Moony and Prongs, Wormy, you score.

"ok, I'll start. Idiosyncratic, Belonging to one's peculiar and individual character." said Remus, smugly.

"Oculator, One who kisses" suggested Sirius.

"well you would know that, siruis. er...Sesquipedalian, one who uses big words. Wow, i've found your new nickname Remus!" Laughed James.

"Saxicolous, one who lives under a rock."

And this is what happened for the next hour until-

"I'm booooored!"

"Oh yeah the howler u forgot about that! What should we say though..." Wondered moony, who was now lying on the floor.

"Just make it up as we go along as we go along."

"Right, ok. Turn it on then, and let's record."

"HI MINNIE!" All four of them shouted in unison,

"what are you doing? We would like to make some complaints. We-"

Sirius shoved James out of the way.

"We think you should give us an award, and are shocked that you haven't already. You see-"

Remus jumped on top of him,

"we make Hogwarts entertaining, can you possible imagine what it would be like with out us? We can imagine you trying to picture it."

Peter scrambled up in front of them, when a the door opened.

"What the hell are you all doing?
Some of us are trying to sleep. Idiots!"

"Well good evening to you too Evans. Fancy joining us?" Asked Sirius, who had just successfully shoved Remus off of him onto the floor.

"What are you doing?"

"Sending a howler to Minnie of course!"

"You do realised you will get so many detentions for this, don't you?"

"Ah. Didn't think of that. Right, how do you turn off this thing?'
James went to grab it but lily got there first.

"Nope, this is mine now and I'm keeping it to show professor McGonagall."

"NO!" Sirius and James and Remus all leaped at lily who just stepped to the side, making them all hit each other.

"Evaaaans, give us the howler, or I'll tell Minnie how that prank on her wasn't actually us and was you."

"I- I don't know what you are talking about," she paled drastically.

"How did you even know about that? Fine it was me yes bit it wasn't meant for her, it was meant for Snape. He was being horrible to Mary, Marlene and Dorcas again."

"And Evans, you do realise this is Still recording, don't you?" Laughed Remus, who had ripped it out of her hands.

"If we're getting detention, so are you! QUICK GUYS, GRAB YOUR BROOMSTICKS!" he added, the boys, minus peter who couldn't fly to save his life, got their brooms and jumped out of the window.

"TO THE OWLERY!" They shouted into the night, it still recording.

"NOOOOO ILL GET YOU FOR THIS POTTER, BLACK AND LUPIN! As for you, Pettigrew,"