I am back..... so guard your feels and be prepared.
KANRA (mixing it up a bit cause imma REBEL)
I walked into the hive and saw Eri-chan curled up on the sofa doing.... some weird shit with his magic wand or..... science stick or whatever. I got one of my evil thoughts and smirked a bit, quietly sneaking up behind him and prepared myself to yell in his ear, but before I could he said:
"Hi Kanra." I flushed a bit, embarrassed that Eridan Ampora, the most clueless troll I have ever met, had actually managed to figure out my prank. He turned to me.
"We need to teach you how to walk quieter, you have the stealth of one of those trunk beasts." He said with a sly, cocky grin. Great, he out sassed me too. He had left me no other choices. I flopped on the seat next to him and, while he was off guard, I grabbed his fin. He made some weird yelping noise and dropped his science stick, flailing wildly.
"Ah!!! S-STOP!! SERIOUSLY KANRA, QU-QUIT!!" He was basically begging now. I must have let my guard down, because he found his window of opportunity and gave my horn a hard flick.
I yipped... yes, I, Kanra Lithom, extreme bad-ass and sass queen, yipped. Yipped. Not one of my proudest moments.
"Your a jerk, Eri-chan." I pouted. He glared at me.
"Says the bitch who brutally attacked me for no reason." He whined.
"I had my reasons." I aid with sass. Thats right, Bitchy Kanra, I choose you.
"And what were those reasons?"
"You're a jerk, duh!"
"How am I a jerk?"
I gave him my best 'take some notes, because shit is about to be broken down and explained' look. Not as easy as it sounds.
"Two words, bro. Two words." I paused. "Mass. Genocide."
Silence. Round one: Kanra.
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Kanra and Eridan Oneshots
FanfictionSo, my friend said that I needed to make more of these, so please enjoy :) (if you are unfamiliar with Kanra, who is my Homestuck OC, the please read my other fanfic with her and Eridan)
