Kanra and Eridan Oneshots

Bleeding (human AU)

I feel lke this is nessicary.

NO ONES POV CAUSE I IS LAZY

Eridan entered his apartment, finally coming home from swim practice. He hung up his scarf and purple trench coat on the nearent chair and called out to his younger foster sister, Kanra.

"HEY IDIOT, I'M BACK! YOUR LIFE JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER!" His thick, black "nerd" glasses where crooked and his purple streaked hair was still damp, and also smelled strongly of clorine, not like he cared though.

A dramatic gaging soung came from the kitchen and Kanra stumbled out, clutching her chest, which was covered in a lime ooze that smelled strongly of dish soap. She dramatically fell to her knees at Eridan's feet, making gasping noises and trying to look in pain. She then layed down completely and closed her eyes, twitching slightly. Eridan sighed, knowing this could only mean one thing.

Kanra opened one of her bright green eyes and gave a huge grin.

"Guess who got the lead in the school play?" She asked cheerily, looking up at her annoyed brother.

"After seeing that, clearly not you." Eridan stepped over his now pouting sister and grabbed a bowl of grapes from the kitchen.

"That was uncalled for." Kanra said, now getting up and whiping the green off of her front. "That time of the month again, Eridan?"

"Well, who uses lime green dish soap as blood?" Eridan exclaimed, pulling the grapes out of the fridge.

"Well how do you know that my blood isn't lime green?" Kanra asked, crossing her arms. Eridan rolled his violet eyes up to the ceiling.

"Because every time your clumsy ass gets hurt, I'm stuck cleaning you up." He laughed.

" Well maybe it magically changed color!" She smirked.

"Magic isn't real, Kanra." Eridan said, washing is handful of grapes and flicking some water in is sister's face.

"You're just jealous because you're blood would be some sissy color like, purple or something." Kanra giggled. Eridan sat down with her and began eating his grapes.

"Purple is the color of royalty." He stated. Kanra stared at him in frustration, then reached over to his bowl, stole a grape, and bounced it off his forehead.

"I beleive you just admitted defeat." Eridan smirked.

"Shut it, Ampora."