Quotable quotes, patama, jokes etc.

Jokes 10

Sweets… Sweets… please.. Sweets please honey…
Pacquiao: jinky, honey ko. buksan mo na yan Sweets
jinky: nasaan honey? loving talga ang manny ng buhay ko..mwuah,mwuah,mwuah
Pacquiao:hindi honey yung Sweets ng ilaw..pakibukas hindi kasi ako makakita.. sobrang dilim dito
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A guy gave 3 roses to his GF. the girl said ” oh boy!! your so romantic!! why did you gave me 3 roses
the boy said ” kasi hindi puwedeng bumili ng isa lang… tatlo sampu talaga!!!”
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MMDA(with pen and ticket) to a traffic violator
MMDA: name?
Foreigner driver: Wilhelm von Corgrinski Papakovitz
MMDA: Ahh.. Next time be careful ha
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Girl: ganda ng skirt mo Girl
Girl2: sorpresa ng mister ko
girl: san nabili??
girl2: ewan.. nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kaninang umaga!!!

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if youre ears itch, someone is thinking of you..
if youre eyes itch, someone wants to see you..
if youre lips itch, someone is dying to kiss you
if youre entire body itches.. hehehe

ano akala mo?? ligo ka na oi…