History
TEACHER- Mario, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
MARIO- Hindi po, Mam.
TEACHER- Greg, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
GREG- Hindi rin po, Mam.
TEACHER- Wala ba sa inyo ang nakakikilala kay Jose Rizal?
JUAN- Mam, baka nasa kabilang section siya...
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History na may kasamang current events
TEACHER- Alam nyo ba kung sino ang pumatay kay Andres Bonifacio?
STUDENT- Mam, nasa TV Patrol na po ba?
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French lesson naman
ASHES- a vou
BALLOON- lo vou
CAR- re vou
COUGH- u vou
DRUGS- sha vou
GOOD BYE- ba vou
BLURRED- mala vou
NAKED- hu vou
CUTE- a cou (hehehe, joke lang po!)
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At sa science class naman
The teacher was showing the ill effects of alcohol. She dropped a worm
in a glass filled with alcohol and the worm died instantly.
TEACHER- What did you learn from this demo?
STUDENT- If we drink alcohol we don't get worms!
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Math problem
Jhan - Brad, busy ka ba? Kailangan ko ang tulong mo.
Brad - Di naman. Ano bang kailangan mo?
Jhan - Hindi ko kase masolve ang assignment natin sa math.
Brad - Ha, ikaw ang pinakamatalino sa klase, di masolve ang math
Jhan - E, kase....
Brad - Ako, ang pinakabobo sa klase, kailangan mo ang tulong ko?
Jhan - Oo...
Brad - O, sige, ano bang problema, tingnan ko....
Jhan - E, kase nabali ang lapis ko, pakitasahan mo nga.
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Beautiful
Teacher - Use the word "beautiful" in a sentence?
Student - "My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?"
Teacher - Thank you, it's very flattering. Now, translate it in Tagalog.
Student - "Ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?"
BINABASA MO ANG
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