Quotable quotes, patama, jokes etc.

CHEESY LINES

Girl: Anong pangarap mo sa buhay?

Boy: Ang sumakay sa jeep kasama ka

Girl: Yun lang?

Boy: At sabihing bayad oh, dalawang SENIOR CITIZEN.

3 words,

8 letters,

3 syllables,

5 vowels,

3 consonants,

2 nouns,

one emotion,

many meanings,

a big lie,

a rare truth:

I Love You.

True love isn't Romeo and Juliet who died together. It's Grandma and Grandpa who grew old together

I don't hate you, I never will. I just act like I do, because it's easier than admitting that I miss you.

TEACHER: Kung magkakaroon kayo ng third eye, saan nyo gustong nakalagay?

AKO: Sa puso po para hindi ako mabulag sa pag-ibig na hindi totoo.

Boy: Ano sa tagalog ang Profit?

Girl: Kita!

Boy: Eh ang Expensive Profit?

Girl: Edi Mahal na Kita

Boy: I Love You Too