A nurse runs through the halls of the hospital, shouting, "HELP! HELP! THE PATIENT NEEDS HELP!"
"What's the problem?" a worried doctor asks, running back to the patient's hospital room with the nurse.
"She's gone insane! She keeps screaming about feels and jump maps and toasters and epilogues, and I don't know what to do!"
"Why is she randomly shouting these things all of a sudden?"
"She recently finished writing Remind Me!"
"Well, that's a good thing isn't? I mean, she died, like, half a million times in the author's notes!"
"Well, yes, but apparently all the ideas for the sequel are overwhelming her brain!"
"Oh, come on, how many ideas can one girl have?"
"The giant toaster will be returning!"
"Oh. I see." The doctor and the nurse burst into the patient's room, where the patient is rambling unintelligibly about squids and butter and betrayal. "GOOD NOTCH! THIS LADY IS MENTAL!" the doctor screeches.
The nurse nods solemnly. "She's long since crossed the line into insanity. Is there anything you can do, Doc?"
"I don't know." The doctor glances at a computer with wires attached to the girl's face. "Oh, my," he whispers. "This is not good."
"What? What is it?"
"The girl is using more than ten percent of her brain. She's using sixteen... twenty... forty-eight... ninety-two... OH NO! SHE'S USING 100% OF HER BRAIN POWER! SHE HAS ULTIMATE CONTROL OVER ALL TIME AND MATTER!"
The world explodes with ideas about giant toasters and Ty feeling betrayed and Sky falling in love.
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Erm... Well... That didn't go quite as I'd planned it. Whatever. Here, let me clear things up. This is basically what happened near the end of Remind Me:
Author used 'Should I Kill Sky?'!
It was super effective! Rulers lost half health!
Author used 'Sequel Idea'!
It was super effective!
Rulers used 'Comment/Review Spam'!
It was super effective!
Author used 'Fake Quitting Message'!
It was super effective! Rulers were weakened by fifty percent!
Rulers used 'Death By Comments/Reviews'!
It was super effective!
Author died!
Rulers got Remind Me to 12,000 views!
It was super super effective!
Author died again!
Then Author was rushed to a hospital, where she foamed at the mouth while nurses rushed around and tried to stop the happiness and the ideas and the feels from overwhelming her brain.
Now Author has recovered (sort of) and would like to thank all of you wonderful Rulers for staying with me throughout this strange little fanfic. I smile so hard it hurts when I read your reviews, and it seriously makes me so happy knowing that people read my work and enjoy it. That's why I am proud to present the sequel to Remind Me:
Forget Me.
Lololol, most cliché name ever, right? I'm sorry, guys, I had to do it, I had to. :3
But I can't actually present it yet. I mean, I've planned it out-
Wait, wait, wait. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Hannah actually has a plot figured out for one of her stories? *dies*"
I know, I know. BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE A PLAN FOR THIS THING! YAYAYAYAYAY!
Here's a list of characters who will be returning for Forget Me:
Sky
Ty
Jason
Mitch
Jerome
Quentin
Seto
Solace (see what I did there? Lololol, don't worry, there's no Setosolace. :3) or Brice
Ian
The Giant Toaster (It plays a crucial part.)
The Mental Recruits
The Sane Recruits
A Bunch of Other Armies
A Jumbo Squid
Seth
Bashur
Bodil
A Crap-Ton of Other People Whose Names I Can't Be Bothered To Remember
And a list of new people:
Alesa
Ashley
Annie
ihazcupquake (Possibly. By the way, what's her irl name?)
A Jumbo Pig Named Porky
And Others that I Can't Remember
SO. That's exciting. One more thing though.
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. :3
I counted up all the hashtags in this book. Then I went through the reviews and checked off which people had done each hashtag. AND I ADDED THEM UP TO SEE WHO GOT THE MOST HASHTAGS.
AND THE WINNER IS...
A TIE BETWEEN cwolf267 and Elementalist5! (I mean, technically, Cwolf one, 'cause she did both of the hashtags on ch 23, but I still counted Elementalist's because I didn't really tell you to do both.)
I'm sorry. You don't get a prize. Just the satisfaction of a shout out. I'm so sorry.
And maybe I could also build you a statue on the Remind Me server.
Oh, snap, did I not tell you about that? :3
I used the MultiVerse mod to add the Remind Me map to the I Blame My Evil Clone server. I've hardly built anything, just the foundation for the city. BUT WHATEVER. PM me your MC user name and I'll add you to the white-list and give you the IP address.
ONLY BAD THING ABOUT THIS: I have hardly any wifi during the school year. :b This will hopefully be fixed very soon, but for now, I have no idea when the server will be up. I can't really promise it'll be up at all, though I'll try my best to get it up on weekends and maybe Wednesday nights. I don't know. I'm trying. (AHEM, the server is up full time now, and the ip is "IBMECOfficial . mcserver . ws" but without the quotes and spaces. En-juh-hoy!)
ANYWAYS. The blurb for Forget Me will be in the next chapter, and then I will change this story's status to complete.
HEY WAIT, ONE MORE THING.
I might upload this story to SmashWords after I finish editing it. I know, it's stupid. I mean, you could just read it on fanfiction . net. But for those of you who would want this book for offline reading, you can buy it off SmashWords. I don't know, I just wanna be able to see my book "published." Don't feel obligated to go buy it or anything, 'cause if you have wifi, you could just re-read the story on here. But whatevz. Like I said, I just wanna see the book/ebook officially published.
(Screw that. WATTPAD!)
Uh... BAIII!
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Remind Me
FanfictionIn a jump map gone wrong, Sky loses his memories of his friends, the Sky Army, and his hatred for squids... He also forgets that 'budder' is actually gold. OH NO! *This was originally posted on Fanfiction.net, but I figured I'd post the series here...
