Remind Me

Nineteen: Ssunkipz (don't freak)

I have an unhealthy Bastille obsession. But I haven't started shipping them with other band members yet, so I guess that's a good sign. (ALSO, IT'S BASTILLE DAY, RULERS! WE SHALL ALL CELEBRATE WHILE LISTENING TO BASTILLE SONGS ON REPEAT AND SINGING ALONG AND EATING CHOCOLATE!)

Anyways. THANK YOU FOR 8,000 READS. 8,000 FLIPPIN' READS. I JUST... I CAN'T... I CAN'T EVEN...

Eight. Thousand. Reads. I get on fanfiction and click on 'Manage Stories' and then 'Remind Me' and the view count is frickin' 8,000. Like, what!? As well as somewhere around 30 favorites and 30 follows. Yup. You can't even comprehend the happiness I'm feeling right now.

Thank you, Rulers. You mean so much to me. My face hurts from smiling so much.

Don't forget to vote for which ship you want in my new fic, if you like that kind of thing. The poll is on my profile. This story is almost over. I'm serious this time. Like, I'm thinking two or three more chapters? I dunno. Knowing me, I'll probably fail and end up going to like, thirty chapters. (Heh, no.)

Anyways, thanks again. I just can't even...

Remind Me

Ch 19

Sky's POV

"Notch bless Minecraftia,

Land of the squids!

Give us updates,

With... Nether brick gates,

So our fences

Don't look stupid

And mismatched!" the crazy Recruits sing, waving their hands in the air as one of them sprinkles ink sacs around the cage I'm trapped in.

"That's stupid," I comment.

"Shut up, don't insult the official Anthem of the Squids!" one replies.

"Official? I'll bet you five budder blocks you made that up sometime in the ten minutes. And judging by the way you paused, I'm guessing you thought up the second half in the last ten seconds."

"Shut up!" they screech.

I sigh. "C'mon guys. Just let me out, and we can all go back to fighting and pretend this never happened."

They gasp. "We are loyal to the squids, we will never fight them!"

"You were fighting them half an hour ago!"

"Don't mention it in front of our Squid Lord!" they hiss.

I groan. "Seriously!? You're worshiping a god that doesn't exist! Not to mention that, if he did exist, he'd be evil!"

"Okay, the evil part is totally irrelevant. And, no we're not! He's completely real! He'll protect us from the upcoming Squid Apocalypse! You've even met him before!" one protests. I raise an eyebrow questioningly. "His name is Derpollollollollol... lol... lollulus... erm... How do you pronounce his name again?"

I bang my head against the Nether brick bars of the cage. "This. Is. Past. Ridiculous."

They ignore me. "Now, the time has come to complete the ceremonial sacrifice! We must set fire to the sacrifice and praise Derpollollollollollollollollol...lolus while it burns!" the guy who was sprinkling ink sacs says. They all pull out their flint and steel. "Let the ceremony commence!"

Mitch's POV

"Calm down, we'll find them," Jerome says quickly. "Chill out." The Doods calm down slightly, enough for me to speak.