My Seven Deadly Sins

❤️‍🔥Dangerous Woman - Satan x Y/N

Soundtrack: Pussycat Dolls - Buttons

Let's appreciate how HAWT 🔥 Satan is in this Card!! I mean, what's with the whip in his hand?! What are you going to do with it, Sir?! Let's just see what that thing can do in this chapter, shall we? Excuse me, Satan... I might need that as a prop now, thank you! 😉

‼️Trigger warning: mention of choking, blood, hitting, and swearing. If you're uncomfortable with this kind of stuff, it's okay to skip this one 😁

It is never a dull moment here in the House of Lamentation. Especially whenever the seven brothers are on the same table, at the same time, after a long and frustrating day.

Everyone seems to be on edge right now as we all sit together during dinner time. I'm not really sure what happened to them today because I was busy spending time with the Angels in Purgatory Hall all day long.

I was in charge of today's meal prep and not a single of these demons came to the kitchen to help me. Mammon would usually be there to offer an extra hand, but he just disappeared before I could even say anything to him this morning.

My head is about to explode as Lucifer and Satan keep bickering about... I don't even remember what started their fight anymore. It began with one small dispute of misconceptions that led to other issues that were not even related. And from the far side of the table, Mammon is yelling at the top of his lungs because Asmo and Levi can't stop nagging about the money their older brother lent from them sometimes ago. Belphie is just snoring loudly, while his twin brother is busy eating everyone's food while they are distracted by each other.

"Guys," I speak calmly, trying my best not to get carried away by the situation. "Can't we just eat in peace for once?"

Of course, nobody listens to me. My voice is barely audible compared to their screams.

"Don't you think it's time for you to grow up, Satan?!" Lucifer barks at his younger brother who is already a step away from turning into his Demon form.

"Don't you think it's time for you to treat us equals, Lucifer?!" responds Satan in a tumultuous tone.

The first-born brother wryly scoffs at Satan, "you must have lost it to even think that you're on the same level as me..."

"You..." Satan gets up abruptly from his chair, knocking it down. "You are just a piece of shit! If you think you're so great, why don't you fight me now?!"

The roar from Satan stops everyone else in their place, except Lucifer who is being triggered by his brother's wrath. Lucifer springs up to his feet, already in his Demon form. The atmosphere suddenly turns murky, it chokes the rest of the brothers and me with fears.

Satan is so enraged that he turns into a full Demon, matching his eldest brother now.

This house is going to break down if they start fighting, but no one dares to stop these two angry brothers. It seems like all of them have lost courage, even Beelzebub who usually doesn't fear anything!

So with my wobbly knees, I jump in between Satan and Lucifer before either of them can kill each other. "Stop it!"

"Get out of my way, Y/N!" Satan snarls at me.

I turn my head towards him with an annoyed scowl on my face, "you did not just use that tone with me!"

A shiver is seen passing through Satan's body, "just move before I hurt you!"

"Haaa!" now, I'm the one sounding all high and mighty. I have this urge to crush each one of them whenever they annoy the hell out of me. They just haven't flicked that switch yet, but now... I'm really at my limit. "Hurt me, you say?"