Slowly Driving Hogwarts Insane...(rewriting once again)

The potion

Still pouting, Harry knows he can't now more than ever give up his act, with how Snape acts it's either immediate detention or disgust and points taken away, and Harry is hoping for points.

"What are you doing Mr. Potter?"

".."

"I was making sure draco poo would be able to get the nargles out of his head, there is a sourcable colony living there, and needs to be rid of immediately with love and affection."

"..."

"Sure Mr. Potter, 50 points from Gryfindore for chasing a fellow classmate around the hallways,"

Yes no detention tonight.

"Annnd detention with me for the next week,"

Shucks.

"Yes Professor Dungeon Bat sir.." Harry said dejectedly while walking away slowly head down in shame.

"ANOTHER WEEK OF DETENTION MY POTTER!"

Double shucks.

Once out of hearing range of Snape Harry began laughing uncontrollably. That has to be the best prank he's ever done and he's proud. Continuing the act without laughing will be hard, so to see if Sal the great snail had any ideas that could help him continue the act without worrying about breaking character. Rushing towards his tower the halls had been emptied, it was the middle of the day so no wonder, everyone else was at class. However deeming his act more important he skips transfiguration with professor cat mcgee.

Bursting through the door it startles Salmon from whatever he was doing, seeing it was only the child he groans.

"What do you want small being with low intelligence?"

"First of all that hurt my feelings and second, do you know of any potions or spells that could give me conscious mind yet still be able to act different than what i'm normally like,"

"So you want to become calm and rational? Well finally-"
"No no i want to become even more crazy than I am right now to get back at the school for the predicament they put me in!"

"Well there is one potion, however it lasts for a full year before being able to back into regular mind,"

"What's it called?"

"Come closer and i'd tell you,"

"It's called.."

"What's it called sally I ain't got all day here,"

"DEEZ NUTZ"

"...."

"No but really it's in guide to potions advansed page 356, you'll find it there however as it as it says is for advanced brewers. So I'll be supervising the making."

"UGGHH, why are you trying to be responsible that's no fun!"

"Child, i am almost a thousand years old, I'm supposed to be responsible"

*bleh*

"Did you just stick your tongue at me?!"

"Yes I did what are you going to do about it,"

"Your so lucky you're a child, i would've found a way to whoop your ass"

"Alright grandpa we get it your old"

"Heavens above give me patience,"

"Don't you mean strength?"

"If i had strength you wouldn't be in that position rather you would be acquainted with the ground below you squashed."