Slowly Driving Hogwarts Insane...(rewriting once again)

Really? Snape

As Harry opened his eyes he noticed he wasn't in the astronomy tower. He also felt significantly warmer. I got caught didn't I, he thinks to himself.

"Now Mr. Potter I would like a good explanation why you were at the astronomy tower past curfew and half frozen to death," Snape questions with a raised eyebrow.

"Well you see....,"

"On with it Potter we don't have all day,"

"I hadn't noticed it was after curfew I had just fallen asleep," he tried to explain.

"Likely story," Snape comments. "Since you don't want to tell me the reason I will let you know that you have a month's detention and 50 points from Gryffindor. "

Shit.

"Welp, I'd rather die," he whispers.

"Do you want me to deduct more points,"

"Nope I'm good"

"Now, since we got that done with. I'm curious about something potter why have I not seen you at the main hall ever during eating times"

Bloody hell.

"Well you see......heh........i'm ....just not.....hungry?"

"Was that a question or an answer,"

"An...answer"

"Really you haven't eaten all day and most of yesterday, coming from a semi place of concern, I've noticed that you haven't eaten anything and if so a small amount." Snape questions, having known from the same experience that something was wrong.

"Why would you want to know?" He says confused.

"I can't have you dying for the sake of Hogwarts," He explained.

"Oh... well it's as I told you" Harry says, sweating nervously.

"Uh huh and when pigs fly I would believe that excuse, "Sighing and gets up from his position at a chair next to the bed " I will watch you now even more closely you know,"

Here we go again. Deciding that he wanted nothing to do with this he tries to fall asleep but with the intense glare of Snape on him made it harder than usual.

The next morning.

Waking up Harry notices that the Professor is missing from the chair. Getting up he heads out of the room planning on finding the older male. Still in the personal quarters he saw Snape making a cup of coffee.

"Good Morning Professor,"

"Good morning brat,"

"Am I allowed to leave now," Harry sarcastically asks.

"With that attitude no,"

"Ugh,"

"What do you need brat?"

"A set of clothing for today,"

Sighing the professor gets up and waves his wand in a motion unfamiliar to Harry.

"It's a cleaning charm dingus,"

Time skip to later that day.

It was potion class this time. Harry heads to the classroom a few minutes early it's a double period. Deciding on not skipping he braves through and walks into the classroom. To his misfortune he was the only in there other than Snape. Sitting in a seat he looks around trying to not have eye contact with him.

"Potter from what you've told me you can pair with one of my Slytherins," The older man says as if he gave the younger 1 million bucks.

"Greeeaaatttt...." Harry says drawing out the word.

"I can feel your excitement from here Potter," Snape deadpans.

"Isn't it to the roof,"

" What a jokester we got here,"

The bell finally wrung. Getting up from his seat, Harry stands towards the back as the students start to pile in. Some students see him and stare confusingly. Once everyone is in the classroom the door is slammed shut if anyone was late then too bad for them. Getting up dramatically Snape struts towards the middle of the classroom.

"Since they're has been house fight, and I find all you children unbearable I'm making your partners and you have to be with them for the rest of the year."

A lot of students turn towards Malfoy and himself, almost blushing red he sighs and facepalms.

"Now we shall start on the Slytherin side and as those desks get filled up we will go towards the Gryffindor desks, if I hear a single complained you can head towards Headmaster Dumbledore." Snape snarled.

"Now Bulstrod and Granger.

Parkiston and Longbottom

Malfoy and Weasley

Zabini and Potter

Crabbe and Goyle

Nott and Thomas,"

"AS you can see all have been paired with one Gryffindor and one Slytherin if any of you fail depending on these partners then it isn't my fault now,"

Groaning half the class went one way the other went to the other. Zabini and Harry were in the front of the Gryffindor side, of course Snape had put him in the front Harry thought. While Harry wasn't the worst he wasn't the best.

"Now I don't want to fail this class so I will work with you but that doesn't mean we are friends." Zabini whispers.

"Wouldn't have it any other way,"