I hate Calum Hood because of his cute little smiles and his tan skin and dark black hair and his soccer toned legs and his cute perky butt and the way he sings and the songs he writes for 5SOS and his accent and I especially hate that I love him so much and that he doesnt even live in Miami so I'm never gonna meet him or marry him.
UPDATE: Hi it's 2018 so it's been about 4 years since I wrote that and though I do still love Calum I don't stan 5sos anymore but I do maintain that he is the most attractive member and the others look crusty now, white people age like fruit what can I say. Calum's melanin exudes big dick energy
