I am a huge Calum girl and it's incredibly hard to survive bc he's just so freakin beautiful that I wanna cry, like one day he's cute and cuddly like the little Koala he is and then the next he's chiseled af and his cheekbones are higher than my GPA ( that stands for grade point average my non American readers). I just can't deal, and then there are times when Calum decides not to torture us and he's a good little Koala and then one of the other boys (usually Mikey for me) decides they want to kill me and I swerve into their lane and probably cause a couple accidents like it not fair. I was just looking at the new posters bc I made one my lockscreen and I was like "damn Hood got it goin on" until I looked over to Mikey and I swerved so fast I was literally wondering what I did in my past life to deserve this kind of torture? The same thing happens for me and 1D, like I'm a Louis girl (I can't choose soz) and then sometimes i see pictures of Liam and I'm like daddy af. I can't handle it, I should just drop the titles and become a slut for everyone bc sometimes Luke and Ashton look mighty fine and I'm like "Baby won't you come my wayyyyy" (word to Fetty Wap). Then other times I see Niall and Harry and I'm like "I'm wayyyyy up I feel blessed"
