So this fuck boy named Michael Gordon Clifford decided to murder all of the 5SOS fam in one go. Not only did he go back to all black hair, he had the nerve to match his entire outfit with it and then put the caption as back in black. WHO THE HELL GAVE HIM THE RIGHT?! I am outraged bc of how good he looks. I saw the picture and then someone texted me how I was and I looked back at the picture and I was like "Great by the grace of God." bc that's how amazing this was. I need to pray and thank god for this. It's moments like this that I am glad I'm not a Michael girl bc he can kill y'all with just a simple hair colour, at least Calum has the decency to make it more than one picture instead of letting it hit us all at once like no, you Michael girls are tough and I praise you for your strength. But I think something should be addressed, we as a whole should tell Mikey what hair colours suit him the best, as it's only fair. If you're going to kill us at least let us chose how we die with that being said the next chapter shall be a poll. Idc if you read it a year after I post it vote anyways I'm just curious bc I know I have fave hair couloirs on Mikey.
