Things that suck

HOW?!?!?!

If I see another person ask who Neymar is I'm gonna cut a bitch. Let me give you a little info on who he is of you don't know

Full name: Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr.

Age: 23

Birth date: February 5th 1992

Birth Place: Mogi das Cruzes, São Paulo, Brazil

Relationship Status: single

Children: Davi Lucca da Silva Santos ( he had Davi when he was 19 years old)

* he is no longer with Davi's mother Carolina, but they are very close friends still and spend a lot of time together*

Nationality: Brazillian

Current Team: FC Barcelona and Brazil's national team (he's number 11 for both teams)

Languages: Portuguese (Brazil), Portuguese (Portugal), and Spanish

Height: 5'9 {I think, I can't really remember}

I'm just going to point out that all the information I have written here is stuff that I know by memory the only thing I needed to look up was if his birth place.
1. Fun fact: he dyes his hair a lot but only uses the colours blonde and a auburn-ish red.
2. Fun fact: his natural hair colour is caramel brown and when it is short it curls up a lot
3. Fun fact: he thinks he is very funny
4. Fun fact: he is sponsored by the brand Lupo and models their underwear a lot
5. Fun fact: he is interested in Fashion and would like to do his own line like Cristiano Ronaldo
6. Fun fact: some of his best friends are Hachim Mastour, Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Luiz Suarez, Marc Barta, and his sister
7. Fun Fact: he says that his sister Rafaella is his best friend
8. Fun fact: his favourite thing to do is play soccer with his son Davi
9. Fun fact: he has the word "blessed" tattooed on his back just below his neck (in between his shoulder blades)
10. Fun fact: he is the lock-screen on my IPhone