Y/n: "I was going to sleep, but suddenly I had the urge to twerk..."
*everyone staring at Y/n*
Y/n: "I don't know why, I just did. So of course I got up and start twerking..."
Mary: "Oh my wizard god..."
Y/n: "When I realised... What if a ghost was behind me and slaps my booty?"
Remus: "Y/n? Why?!"
Y/n: "And this made me uncomfi, so I got back in my bed, trying to sleep again. But then I thought: What if the ghost was hot?"
Sirius: "Y/n you're mental..."
