*Y/n interviewing James for school*
Y/n: "Okay, here is the question... Have you ever killed anybody?"
*James laughs*
Y/n: "Be honest. Even on accident."
*James looks away*
Y/n: "Tell the truth RiGhT nOw!"
*James nods*
Y/n: "Okay it's pretty terrible... Orright. No, okay. Should I ask you a real question?"
James: "No."
Y/n: "HeRe Is ThE rEaL qUeStIoN."
*James laughs*
Y/n: "Do you... okay, if you..."
James: "Yeah."
Y/n: "Uhh..."
James: "Yes. Yes."
Y/n: "What is..."
James: "No."
Y/n: "Orright, okay, okay. If... if you could have... If you could have everything..."
*James dying of laughter*
Y/n: "That you ever wanted in the palm of your hand..."
James: "Hmm.."
Y/n: "What... Okay okay."
*James wheezing*
Y/n: "Seriously."
*Sirius from of the dorm stairs*
Sirius: "Yes?"
Y/n: "If you took... Orright. If you had a group of people, there is a group of people and you could just pick one by one... No wait, hold on."
*James laughing even more*
Y/n: "If one... If you knew, if you knew FOR SURE that you would never EVER EVER be found out, would you... Would you?"
*Sirius confused why James is lauging*
James: "Probably would... Yeah!"
Sirius: "Would what?"
*Y/n and James dying of laughter*
