*Y/n is kidnapped*
*phone ringing*
Stranger: "Listen up-"
*Y/n on the background*
Y/n: "Tell them I said hi."
Stranger: "I'm the man who kidnapped your friend."
Y/n: "Uh the name is Y/n, or you can call me pretty princess, I don't care."
Stranger: "And please come get them."
Y/n: "I'm CoMiNg HoMe, I'm CoMiNg HoMe..."
Stranger: "Kid, just give me one second-"
Y/n: "TeLl ThE wOrLd I'm CoMiNg HoMe..."
*the order of the phoenix listening shocked*
Stranger: "Here's something else."
Y/n: "Stop it, I'm blushing."
Stranger: "Please stop touching me!"
*Sirius and Remus looking at each other*
Y/n: "PlAyInG hArD tO gEt, He'S pLaYiNg-"
Stranger: "You are fucking ridicilous, you know that?"
Y/n: "Oh my gosh, handcuffs? Tell me we're gonna use handcuffs."
Stranger: "Just sit down!"
Y/n: "You sit down beside me!"
Stranger: "You are leaving, just relax."
Y/n: "Fine, I go."
Stranger: "I know, so sir, can you please come get them?"
Y/n: "Iffff IIIII..."
Stranger: "Oh my god, not this song again..."
Y/n: "Shouuuuld staaaaaay..."
Stranger: "Stop. Touching me."
Y/n: "I wouuuuld ooooonnn..."
*Sirius hangs up*
Sirius: "Let's leave Y/n there."
