Y/n: "Remus, where are you going?"
Remus: "A wedding."
Y/n: "From who?"
Remus: "A guy from the order, he's marrying his best friend."
*Y/n turning to Fleur*
Y/n: "Told you best friends can marry each other!"
Fleur: "You're disgusting, I'm not marrying you."
Y/n: "Yes you are! And we're gonna kiss each other."
Fleur: "No!"
Y/n: "And we're gonna walk out, holding hands, while everybody throws rice at us. And you're gonna smile."
Fleur: "I'm not smiling."
Y/n: "You better fucking smile."
Fleur: "Okay, something's wrong with you."
Y/n: "Then at the reception, we're gonna slow dance all night. Like this."
*Y/n demonstrates slow dance*
Fleur: "I'm not doing that!"
Y/n: "You better fucking slow dance. It's gonna be so fun..."
Fleur: "I'm not dancing with you."
Y/n: "And then the honeymoon..."
*Remus and Fleur look at each other*
Y/n: "I'm fucking the shit-"
Fleur: "Okay stop!"
Remus: "That's nasty..."
*Y/n shrugging*
*Sirius who listened the whole time putting on a slow dance song*
Fleur: "Seriously?!"
*Sirius winking*
