*after a heavy fight against Deatheaters*
Y/n: "Hey guys! Guys I took a- Guys?"
*Some houses just casually burning*
Y/n: "Did those- Did those assholes leave?! They forgot about me..."
*one house collapses*
*Y/n not giving a fuck*
Y/n: "Even Sirius?! They really left me outside... Alone?! In this economy?!"
*a policeman walking towards Y/n*
Y/n: "Those motherfuckers! I'm going to burn a chair..."
*Y/n thinking*
Y/n: "At least we didn't lose..."
*Y/n starting to talk to a wall*
Y/n: "Remember when Moody said 'I'm what keeps the Order Of The Phoenix together'?"
*Policeman thinking Y/n is mental*
Y/n: "Well that was a fucking lie."
Policeman: "Hey! Hey what are you doing here?!"
*Y/n ignoring him*
Y/n: "What do I do now?! How do poor people get around? Shall we call a booger?"
Policeman: "No it's call an Uber
Y/n: "Ugh, it's ringing... Pick up, you asshole, pick up!"
*phone ringing*
Sirius: "Hello."
Y/n: "Hey Sirius, what the fu-"
