*Y/n being late for potions class*
Snape: "Why are you late?"
Y/n: "Yeah, remember when you told me that 'the bell does not dismiss you. I dismiss you'?"
*Ron smiling at Y/n for even answering the question*
Snape: "Yeah, so?"
Y/n: "Well if the bell does not dismiss me, it does not tell me when to get here on time."
*Hermione looking furiously at Y/n and shaking her head slowly*
Snape: "Get out off my class, Y/n."
Y/n: "Why? Because I was 5 minutes late?"
Harry: "This is a very bad idea, Y/n..."
Y/n: "You weren't even in class yesterday."
Snape: "That's none of your business."
*Y/n shutting finally her mouth after seeing Hermione her face*
Snape: "Dumbledore gave you homework yesterday, put it on my desk on your way out."
Y/n: "Finished it in class yesterday. I put it on your desk."
*A few minutes later*
Snape: "Y/n, why are your questions for 1 all the way to question 28 exactly the same as Hermione?"
Y/n: "Oh I don't know? Maybe because we were answering THE SAME QUESTIONS?"
*Ron laughing silently*
Y/n: "Can you believe this?!"
*Again a few minutes later*
Y/n: "Hey, Malfoy, did you already tell your father?"
*Ron laughing*
Draco: "Piss off, Y/n!"
Y/n: "Gonna tell him now?"
Snape: "Hey! No talking to each other during class!"
*Y/n sighing dramatically*
Y/n: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?!"
Snape: "That's it! To Dumbledores office, now!"
Y/n: "Fine. Can I go to the bathroom on the way?"
Snape: "What for?"
Y/n: "To open the Chamber Of Secrets! What do you think?!"
*Snape running to Y/n's desk*
Snape: "OUT!!!"
