*Umbridge is dying*
Madame Pomfrey: "I'm sorry everyone... There's nothing else I can do. Dolores is dying. We have to pull the plug..."
Dumbledore: "Oh my god... Oh my-"
Y/n: "Can I do it?"
Dumbledore: "What?"
Y/n: "Can I pull the plug?"
George: "Hey no! I wanna pull the plug!"
Ron: "No fuck you! I get to do it!"
Y/n: "This is bullshit! I wanna do it!"
George: "No! I- I'm the oldest, I should be the one to do it!"
Y/n: "I'll thumb wrestle you for it!"
George: "Fine, let's go bitch!"
Y/n&George: "1,2,3,4, I declare a thumb war!"
Hermione: "Are you two serious?!"
*Sirius who is already everywhere*
Sirius: "No I am!"
George: "You don't even have a chance!"
Y/n: "Oh you're going down!"
George: "No, no, nooo!"
Y/n: "Ohhh... Yes!!"
George: "No!"
Y/n: "YESSS!!"
George: "Damn it!"
Y/n: "Orright, where's that plug?! Where is that fucking plug?"
Madame Pomfrey: "Do you have ANY respect?!"
Y/n: "No, I have 0 respect."
Ron: "We have 0."
George: "We have 0 respect."
Y/n: "I have nothing."
Hermione: "I can't believe this."
