The Burn Book

Things that upset me.

There is a lot of things that really grinds my gears, but I'm going to name off just a few...

The first thing that bothers me so is that fact that Dylan O'Brien is not my boyfriend. And Conner Franta is now out of reach for recently found out reasons. *cries deeply in the corner of the room until mother drags her to therapy*

The second is that my room is messy and it's too fucking cold for my talking animal friends to come clean it. (Just kidding I'm not a fucking Disney princess)

Then it is EXTREMELY irritating that I don't have enough money for concert tickets. Or movie tickets. Okay basically I'm just Pissed that I have less money than Beyonce. I'm fucking more broke than Taylor Swift's love life.

Anyways, am I the only person that feels like crop tops are only meant for the summer, and also there should be a maximum size and age range?

And also, when did people decide bras can be worn as shirts? The fuck, I don't even feel comfortable wearing a bikini top while swimming, But yeah "let's wear bras as shirts so we can show all the guys how small our boobs are even with some fucking push up bra." The twig girl yells throwing bras to the other hoes.

Yeah I just said that. Deal with it.

On the topic of clothing, it REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN I WEAR A LONG DRESS AND ITS TOO FUCKING LONG AND I END UP STEPING ON IT AND TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT. RIP THE FUCKING DRESS WHY DONT I? THAT WOULD BE AMAZING TO RIP A DRESS I FUCKING LOVE BECAUSE GOD DECIDED I SHOULDN'T BE A COUPLE INCHES TALLER. THANKS OBAMA. I blame Obama for everything so piss off unless your name is Dylan O'Brien.

So change your name to Dylan O'Brien so I don't rip your throat out. Like in outlast. If you've ever played that game, it's fucking terrifying.

Also another thing I hate is tacos. Love the word, hate the food. I'm sure my friend Thor would disagree-oh how she likes Mexican food.

Something about it makes me want to throw up all over a small Spanish dog.

Another thing that grinds my gears is when 10 year old girls have boyfriends and look like 16 year olds and have better figures than me. What the fuck I'm 16 and am still waiting for the boobs I'm suppose to have. Forever alone and forever Flat chested over here. This is why I'm moody.

Alright I have an icecream sandwich to eat to peace out little pups.

-Loki