The Burn Book

The Docters...

Alright, so I've had a bad fucking cough for the past couple days.

And I sound like a FREAKING FUCKED UP FROG! And it so happens to be the day we have oral presentations in history so I'm up there with my group trying to explain to my class about some Indo-Aryan people, sounding like some dying walruses, so I pretty much apologize for my retarded voice and tell my other group member to read the shit off the paper for me.

Like no FUCKING way I'm doing this right now

So last hour my mom picks me up from school to go to the doctors (which I FUCKING hate my last hour because my English teacher is a straight up old as fuck bitch from hell).

So I get there and I'm in this small waiting room alone with my mother, and let's just say I had a stomach ache.....

I may have or may have not stunk up the whole waiting room with gas...

My mom asked"WHAT DID YOU EAT?!"

and I was like, "WHAT DID YOU FEED ME!?!"

turns out taco bell isn't exactly good for Ya stomach.

So after that I got in the doctors room or whatever the FUCK you call is and I'm just laying on the bed thing and my mom starts talking about having babies and junk, and memories of when I was born.

And I can honestly say I don't want to have kids.

Then the doctor comes in and starts asking questions...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"No..." still deciding between Jacob and Edward. Haha nope, it's really Louis Tomlinson. Or Luke Hemmings.. this is a long list so...

"Are you sexually active?"

"No..." do I look like Taylor Swift? I ain't no hoe.

"Do you take birth control?"

"No.." why the fuck would I need that if I'm not taking a pounding?

"Alright how about drug?"

"No..." yes like all the time. No I'm not Lindsey Lohan, FUCK off.

That was BASICLY all the awkward questions, but it gets worse.

THEN THEY STUCK A FUCKING SWAB DOWN MY THROAT AND MADE ME GAG.

I LITTERALY coughed in the poor nurses face.

Then I find Thor in the waiting room randomly.

And that's when I slapped her across the face.

Just kidding, she'd probably cry... or kill me

That's the end of my rant, sorry it wasn't that. .... um bad? Sorry we haven't been on in a while. We've been on our other profiles and yeah that's pretty much it..

LOKI OUT!