The Burn Book

Jalapeño Cheetos

First of all, I'm going to ask a question.

Have you ever had Jalapeño Cheetos? If not go buy some.

OOOOOHHH WAIT A MINUTE.

The only place you can purchase these addictive things is at Walmart.

WALMART

WALMART!!!!!!!

I couldn't go to Walmart so I spent the day driving around trying to find these fucking chips.

We first checked the gas station.

NOPE.

Then the gas station across the road from that gas station.

NOPE.

Then the gas station down the road from the first gas station.

NOPE.

We drove a little further to a Food Pride.

OH NO.

The car wash?

FUCK NO

Family Dollar?

OH HELL TO THE FUCKING NO

After that I just quit. I laid in my car and cried.

Those things are so addicting. You'd think they spread out where they put the Cheetos. I mean I'd like to just go down the road to the gas station.

BUT NO

I have to spend $10 in gas to go to Walmart. And then buy the stupid bag of Cheetos for $2.50. And it is a super small bag. What like 50 Cheetos for $2.50. How about 250 Cheetos for $2.50?

Since I bought the fucking bag of Cheetos at Walmart does that mean I'm paying the Chinese money for bagged food? I don't even know. I quit!

SPEAK TO YOU WHEN IM PISSED OFF AGAIN!

-Thor

If something similar has happened to you please feel free to comment and rant below.