If there is one thing I hate, it is the lack of juice in my house.
It is 11:22 in my fucking house and I dont get any juice. I live one mile from a fucking gas station and I can't get juice. I have my drivers license but heres the thing.
I CANT FUCKING DRIVE PAST 10 O'CLOCK.
AND I DONT HAVE A CAR
AND IF I WALKED TO THE GAS STATION I WOULD GET JUMPED.
ITS FUCKING DARK AS SHIT OUTSIDE.
I just want fluids in my mouth
WAIT NO I DON'T
I DO NOT WANT FLUIDS
IN
MY
MOUTH
Unless it's Ryan Reynolds or Chris Hemsworth
ALL I WANT IS FUCKING JUICE
You know why we never have juice in my house?
I have a brother.
Who eats and drinks everything
Including all the fucking juice in my house.
Let me know if you have this same fucking problem.
You know how you can shop online?
Why dont they make an instant thing where you buy a juice online and then they have an airplane drop it over your house.
Do you know how many people would buy it?
I WOULD BUY THE SHIT OUT OF THAT
FUCKING AIRBORNE JUICE
UNITED JUICE 23
DELTA BRISK
YAAAS
WAIT
WAIT FOR IT
FLYING JUICE
No that's lame
Let's have fucking superman deliver it.
Now that is kick ass
Who wouldn't FUCKING buy it?
If you choose not to buy it. You sir are an asshole.
A COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE
I just want some fucking juice.
IM OUT
-Thor
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The Burn Book
HumorBASICLY ON THIS BOOK ME AND MY OTHER FRIEND WILL RANT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT LIFE, SOCIETY, MUSIC AND MANY OTHER THINGS THAT MAKE US WANNA SMASH everything. oh and the title is reference from mean girls, the burn book
