This would have been way more better as an animatic, really. I struggled a bit to "Get this right"?! Eyy~ But seriously, I did the best I could with this and I think I did fairly decent. Hate that I have so much short paragraphs on here that are practically sentences.
Anyway, yeah. You cannot tell me otherwise that the song above doesn't fit Revin whatsoever.
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The two were panting like crazy after running for their lives, stopping right next to a bench at a park. "Jesus Christ! We were nowhere even near the forest! Why did wolves suddenly show up and chase us?!" Kevin thought to himself, his anxieties from earlier today growing more. "Is this a sign from the universe that I shouldn't propose to my girlfriend yet or something?" He looked over at his girlfriend, who gave him a tired smile.
"Well, I'm certain we both didn't think date night would start with us being chased like crazy, right?" She laughed in between her heavy panting which makes Kevin smile and blush. "At least, we both still have each other... And what an adrenaline rush that was, wasn't it?"
He nodded at her words, letting out a few laughs afterwards. "Yeah, certainly not how I planned our 15th anniversary date would go, Red... But, at least, it didn't completely ruin our night... I'll just text my friends to pick up some food for us, then. That way, we can both rest after the craziness that just happened..." He quickly grabbed his phone and texted his group chat with his friends while wiping sweat off his forehead, putting his phone back in his pockets when he finished. "Well... More you, in my opinion... I still can't believe you managed to outrun a pack of wolves in heels... That was really impressive..."
She shrugged, finally sitting down on the bench and taking off her shoes. "What can I say? I practically wear heels all the time despite being a giant already... But you don't mind that at all, right?" She laughs softly, rubbing her feet. "Also, despite getting used to wearing heels, my feet still hurt like hell, though..."
"Why, say no more, my alien queen! Your loving space captain of a boyfriend is here to make them feel all better!" Without hesitation, Kevin got to his knees and started massaging her feet. "So, don't you worry about a thing! Just sit there, look pretty and relax until our food arrives, okay?"
She hummed softly as he started to massage her feet. "Mmm~ Okay, I will do just that... Thank you for helping my feet feel better, Kev~" Red let out a small noise of relief as she leaned back, closing her eyes.
As Kevin looked up at her, a look of determination appeared on his face. "You know what? Screw what the universe has planned for me! You hear that, universe?! I'm not taking any of the signs you have for me! I'm proposing to my girlfriend tonight. Whether you want me to or not!"
Time passes and so far, nothing as large as the pack of wolves chasing them has happened. The two simply ate the dinner that was delivered to them in peace under a tree. And as they were nearly finished with their meal, Kevin decided it was the perfect time to go ahead and propose to her.
He discreetly grabs the ring box from his pocket, sighing in relief when he saw the ring still inside it. "Okay, Kevin... You can do this... It's just asking the love of your life a very big thing... No pressure, right? Right..." He did his best to reassure himself.
"So, Kev..." Red suddenly spoke as she puts down her drink, making Kevin jump and nearly show her the ring box in his hands.
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Red x Kevin Oneshots ||Slow AF Updates||
FanfictionA book of oneshots about my favorite hetero ship in South Park, Revin. The oneshots will mostly consist of fluffy romance with a bit of angst. And just know that not every oneshot in this book is permanent bc I keep getting new ideas/ being dissatis...