Damn, I was gonna add Fem! Creek here but they didn't seem to fit in here at all. Just a mention is good enough, right?
Also, man, doing genderbent oneshots are cute, lol. Might make more... And again, this oneshot did not go in the direction I thought it would but it is still so good. Hope you like it, guys!
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"Ugh, Robbie... Dude. I seriously don't get why you're so obsessed with this place..." Wendell asked as he, along with the rest of Robbie's friends, followed the red headed male to a drive- in restaurant.
Robbie did a few tricks on his skateboard before turning to face his friend. "Aww, come on! Not only is there like... The best food you could ever taste in this wimpy mountain town but there's also cute carhop girls! Don't you guys want that?" He fully stopped on his skateboard when he saw his friends stop walking and giving him looks. "Uh... Why are you guys looking at me like that?"
"Seriously?" Wendell groaned, crossing his arms and giving an eyeroll before he spoke up again. "There is literally nothing on the menu of that restaurant other than desserts and-" The red head cuts him off.
"Yeah, but they're really good desserts! Like their motto says: "The taste is out of this world!"." He looked up in the sky with amazement in his eyes.
Wendell was more than ready to snap at him for cutting him off but took a deep breath in before he spoke again. "I wasn't finished, Rob. Jesus Christ... I know you love their desserts and all that. That's fine... But that's not enough for us..."
Robbie was about to speak up again until he raised his palm up. "I'm still not done... Anyway, the cute carhop girls aren't really selling the place for us, either."
"Wait, what?! Why not?! Trust me, they are really cute, guys!" He pleaded, badly wanting his friends to come to his favorite hang out place.
Brandon just sighed and rolled his eyes. "Dude, it's not that we don't find the girls interesting... It's... Well, I think you already know why we're not interested in the 'cute carhop girls' in there, Rob."
He immediately kicked his skateboard up to catching it with one hand, putting it on his backpack before snickering as he looked at his friends. "Oh! Right... I keep forgetting." Robbie huffed and crossed his arms. "Geez, guys... You just had to go all get girlfriends so easily, huh? And at the same time, too." He smirked, striking a cocky pose. "Which I definitely don't mind as it left me to be the no. 1 hottest bachelor in scho- Ack!"
"Keep being cocky like that and we'll fucking go back to our girlfriends and go on dates with them instead of hanging out with a sad loser like you." Nicholas glared at him after smacking him behind the head.
He playfully rolled his eyes, shaking his head. "Sad loser? I'm not the one tied down to..." He trailed off as he saw all his friends glaring at him. "Quite lovely and beautiful women which I definitely don't have any plans of stealing because that would just be wrong." Robbie said quickly along with an awkward smile before sighing. "You know what? I'm sorry for nearly forcing you guys to come here when you already had plans with your girlfriends. You're free to go and you're right, I am quite the sad loser." He finished with a sad smile.
Their glares immediately turned into faces of concern, never before hearing those kinds of words from the male.
"Wait, something's up... You have never said those kinds of words before..." Wendell gasped in realization. "You met a really cute girl! Haven't you? Someone finally made you soft!"
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