sirgin ◆ michael clifford

blurb

"party got a bit wild last night, uh?"

"hell yeah, got laid. i can't really remember the girl that well though, but i'm almost sure she looked a lot like that girl from our chemestry class, the one that sits right in the front of the classroom?" 

"who? ophelia? man, i'm a hundred percent sure it wasn't her, she's a prude!"

in which the little virgin is the biggest slut