Shanks heard a shriek come from the bar. He knew it was Makino right away. Shanks started running to the bar like the titans from AOT. He suddenly started hearing something coming from the bar...
Apparently, the sound was the red hair pirates and most of the bandits making out. Shanks had to ignore this, for now, he saw Makino was in trouble. Makino was getting hit on by the leader of the bandits! "Hey, sweet sugar lips mind if I slide into them DMs gurl." "Ew no, u literally look like a Discord mod," Makino said, disgusted by the incel.
Makino was about to be slapped, but Shanks came along and saved the day with his big bulging muscles. 🥵😍 Makino was about to give him a kissy kiss but was interrupted by a crunching sound. It was Luffy eating a devil fruit!
"Mm, this shit bussin," Luffy said as he took another bite of the fruit that tastes like actual dogshit. Shanks was wondering where he got it? "Luffy, where'd you get it?" Luffy turned to him and pointed at the seething bandit. "HEY KID, I WAS GOING TO USE THE MONEY OFF THAT THING TO BUY SOME GUCCI PRADA!!" Now Shanks was wondering how this bandit got it. "Where'd you get a devil fruit? Ur literally cannon fodder." 🙄✋ The bandit was shaking and crying, all he ever got was insults. "I got it from the mayor." "Huh? The slut?" "Yuh." The bandit was sniffling.
Now that he thought about it, the devil fruit looked familiar. And he did give half the treasure to the prostitute... But wait. "Why the hell would he give you the fruit?" "He said I gave him the best seggs in his life. So he gave it to me as a token of gratitude." The bandit blushed, that was the first compliment he had ever gotten. He obviously had it down bad for Woop slap. Shanks was now shipping Bandit x Woop slap.
The bandit exited the bar with his gang, returning to their hideout. But then he remembered he was angry at Luffy, Shank's kid! He was getting the Gucci Prada to impress Woop slap! He had to exact his revenge...
YOU ARE READING
Shanks lets Luffy drown
HumorShanks had found Luffy annoying from the moment he met him. But all the hot village shawties thought he was a dilf, so he kept Luffy around. What happens when Shanks decides Luffy is no longer useful for pulling hoes?
