2 months after Luffy drowned~~~
Their wedding was about to start, the perfect day for both Bandit and Woop slap. Woop slap had even agreed to stop whoring around. Little did they know this was a grave mistake...
Makino was pregeranante with 20 babies 😍 so even though she was only 3 months into her preganenancey her belly was 5 feet. Shanks was so happy even though he couldn't even get close to her without getting smacked with it. This resulted in 2 broken ribs, but despite this, he still wanted to attend his OTP's wedding.
The place was very lively, with everyone learning how to pole dance from Woop slap. The sight of Woop slap on the pole... let's just say Bandit was looking forward to the honeymoon ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
They were heading to the altar when Makino knocked over the cake with her exceedingly large, astronomical, jumbo, herculean belly. Bandit was sobbing uncontrollably at this, cause of course he was. Makino apologized and offered them all to lick the cake off her belly.
After they licked all the cake off her belly, it was time for the vows. "DO U TAKE BANDIT TO BE UR HUBBY?!" The priest said, calmly. "Sure," Woop slap responded. "DO U TAKE WOOP SLAP TO BE UR DISCORD KITTEN?!" He said again, in a melodic serene way. "I-" Before Bandit could answer, he was interrupted by a scream. "OBJECTION!!!!"
It was the Red-haired pirates! "We want Woop slap to stay a whore! We want more of his bussy!" The Red-haired pirates miraculously said this in sync. Their love for Woop slap made them able to communicate with each other on a spiritual level. Everyone gasped, this was such a surprising turn of events!
"Shanks, please kill that bandit fiend!" The Red-haired pirates turned to look at Shanks, pleading with big puppy eyes. "Pwetty pwease UwU" They knew Shanks was weak against this.
Shanks was conflicted... but he did anything for his baes. Shanks grabbed his sword out of the scabbard, walking to the altar with an exaggerated swagger. Bandit's death was a quick one, one slice of Shank's sword did him in.
Woop slap was crying on the floor and making out with his almost hubby's disembodied head. Rip Bandit.
The Red-haired pirates decided the wedding would be turned into a party. So they bought all the alcohol from the bar and danced with the villagers all night. :)
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Shanks lets Luffy drown
HumorShanks had found Luffy annoying from the moment he met him. But all the hot village shawties thought he was a dilf, so he kept Luffy around. What happens when Shanks decides Luffy is no longer useful for pulling hoes?
