5. Belieber

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Ron Weasley has a new status: I'm sorry Hermione, I'm breaking up with you. I've found another girl whom I love. She has a beautiful feminine voice and she's thick, so she doesn't have to keep fixing my mistakes.

Hermione Granger: Fine, go off with your muggle! Like I care!

Harry Potter: Ron, have you actually ditched Hermione for another girl?

Ron Weasley: Yeah, she's great. Although, I did know that 'Justin' was a girl's name...

Harry Potter: OH MY GOD, RON YOU DUMPED HERMIONE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER?!?

Ginny Weasley: Why would you do that? He's disgusting!

Ron Weasley: "He?" What the bloody hell are you talking about?!

Harry Potter: He's a very obvious boy! Are you serious???

Sirius Black: No actually, I'm Sirius. But, keep going this is rather amusing.

Ron Weasley: Hermione, please take me back!

Hermione Granger: Douchè, you ditched me for Bieber! There's no way I'm taking you back now!

Lord Voldemort: That's exactly what Bellatrix said to me when she saw me admiring my Justin Bieber poster.

Harry Potter: ...

Hermione Granger: ...

Ron Weasely: ...

Lord Voldemort: Still a true Belieber.

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