Ron Weasley has a new status: I'm sorry Hermione, I'm breaking up with you. I've found another girl whom I love. She has a beautiful feminine voice and she's thick, so she doesn't have to keep fixing my mistakes.
Hermione Granger: Fine, go off with your muggle! Like I care!
Harry Potter: Ron, have you actually ditched Hermione for another girl?
Ron Weasley: Yeah, she's great. Although, I did know that 'Justin' was a girl's name...
Harry Potter: OH MY GOD, RON YOU DUMPED HERMIONE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER?!?
Ginny Weasley: Why would you do that? He's disgusting!
Ron Weasley: "He?" What the bloody hell are you talking about?!
Harry Potter: He's a very obvious boy! Are you serious???
Sirius Black: No actually, I'm Sirius. But, keep going this is rather amusing.
Ron Weasley: Hermione, please take me back!
Hermione Granger: Douchè, you ditched me for Bieber! There's no way I'm taking you back now!
Lord Voldemort: That's exactly what Bellatrix said to me when she saw me admiring my Justin Bieber poster.
Harry Potter: ...
Hermione Granger: ...
Ron Weasely: ...
Lord Voldemort: Still a true Belieber.
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