22. Slightly Over-Hormonal Young Men

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Harry Potter has a new status: I love you, Ginny Weasley.

Ginny Weasley likes this.

Ginny Weasley: AWWW BABE I LOVE YOU TOO!

Harry Potter: My love burns for you like a dying phoenix.

Ginny Weasley: Without you, Harry, I feel like I'm imprisoned in the deepest cells of Azkaban.

Harry Potter: Your kisses are like that of a dementors-- not only does it take by breath away, but my soul also.

Ron Weasley: Guys. . . I'm eating.

Hermione Granger: Ron, don't be rude. Ginny and Harry are merely sharing their love for each other through words that cannot be broken or changed.

Ron Weasley: . . .

Ginny Weasley: Oh Harry...! I must've had some Felix Felicis, because I am the luckiest girl there is to be!

Harry Potter: You are Nimbus 2000 because you are sweeping me off my feet!

Hermione Granger: AWW, how lovely to see young love!

Harry Potter: Ron is a hopeless romantic, isn't he?

Hermione Granger: Yeah . . .

Ginny Weasley: Unlike you, my sweet heart. I could go to the Astronomy Tower to gaze longingly at the stars-- when instead I have you; you and your eyes.

Harry Potter: I love you, Ginny!

Ginny Weasley: I love you to Malfoy Manor and back!

Hermione Granger: Well, I've had to deal with enough jealousy for one day-- I am going to bed.

Ron Weasley: Going to bed, eh? Mind if I Slyther-in?

Hermione Granger: RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY! Guard your tongue you slightly over-hormonal young man!

Harry Potter: I think it only sounds good when I say it, Ron.

Fred Weasley: This is why, ickle Ronniekins, Mum bought you that book on, 'HOW TO PICK UP YOUNG WITCHES FOR DUMMIES'. 

George Weasley: We all know what to get you on Christmas-- again.

Ron Weasley: SHETUP. 

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