Harry Potter Facebook Chats

15. Sneer

Harry Potter has a new status: EXTREMELY BORED...

Hermione Granger: Let's talk about something.

Harry Potter: Like what?

Ron Weasley: About Snape and how terrible he is.

Hermione Granger: And how greasy his hair is.

Harry Potter: And how rude he is, with his sneer and all...

Serverus Snape: The reason I'm so rude is because of your very existence. 10 points from Gryffindor.

Ron Weasley: Fine, let's talk about something else.

Hermione Granger: Hmm...

Harry Potter: Let's talk about Dumbledore and his beard.

Ron Weasley: It's so fluffy!!

Hermione: I know right? And it's so white, it's like snow. I wish I lived in his beard!!

Harry Potter: I wish I grow a fluffy beard like his one day. *sighs*

Lord Voldemort: I could grow a beard like Dumbledore's!

Hermione Granger: Pfft. No you couldn't.

Lord Voldemort: Yes, I could because I'm so awesome.

Albus Dumbledore: I'll get going then.