4. Storm Draco

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Hermione Granger has a new status: So apparently, Storm Draco is approaching.

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Harry Potter: Is Draco having another tantrum, then?

Hermione Granger: No, no, no, it's got nothing to do with--

Cho Chang: Has he run out of his vanilla scented shampoo?

Sirius Black: Have the Weasley twins slipped pink dye in his hair conditioner, again?

Draco Malfoy: Guys, THAT WASN'T FUNNY.

Cho Chang: Has Harry beaten him at something again?

Harry Potter: Has he finally realized that he's a gigantic brat?

Ron Weasley: Ran out of bleach?

Hermione Granger: No, guys it's actually a storm called--

Draco Malfoy: I DO NOT BLEACH MY HAIR PEASANTS, IT'S 100% NATURAL.

Draco Malfoy: HOW DARE YOU!

Draco Malfoy: YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS OF MY LUSCIOUS LOCKS!

Draco Malfoy: I hate you all so much. :(

Hermione Granger: ...

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