Sybill Trelawney has a new status: Someone has stolen my crystal ball!
Albus Dumbledoe: Someone has taken my ultimate robe of sexiness!
Draco Malfoy: I swear to God, Potter, if you've taken my shampoo... I WILL AVADA KADAVRA YOU!
Hermione Granger: There seems to be a lot of theft at this school.
Neville Longbottom: Someone's taken my pillow pet!
Hermione Granger: What's that?
Neville Longbottom: It's a pet in the shape of a cute, fat whale.
Hermione Granger: Why do you own one?
Neville Longbottom: IDK it's the closest thing I can get to Voldemort.
Lord Voldermort: Are you calling me fat?
Neville Longbottom: No... uh... I'm calling you cute.
Lord Voldemort: Oh, good.
Bellatrix Lestrange: GAME ON SISTER... HE'S MINE
Neville Longbottom: I'm sorry, what?
Lord Voldemort: Ladies, calm down. It's all good in the hood; you girls can share me.
Hermione Granger: Get over yourself baldy.
Draco Malfoy: WHO CARES ABOUT THE FREAKING TOY WHALE I CAN'T FIND MY SHAMPOO! POTTER!!! MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
Harry Potter: What does the whale say?! BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB
Ron Weasley: Morning guys! I just took a really nice shower after I played some Quidditch. It was weird because the balls were all gone so I found this cool one in a classroom... Anyways, so yeah, this warm shower with shampoo that smelt of lavender but I couldn't find my towel so I used this cloak thingy I found. Now I'm lying down on this pillow that looks like a whale... and Voldemort.
Lord Voldemort: What can I possibly have in common with a whale?!
Ron Weasley: The whale doesn't have a nose.
Harry Potter: XDXDXDXDXDXD
Draco Malfoy: WEASLEY YOU LIL BEYOTCH... Now I have ginger germs on my shampoo!!!!
Albus Dumbledore: You are so paying for my robe's dry cleaning
Sybill Trelawney: Oh my! My crystal ball is now a Quidditch ball? That's not very healthy for it.
Neville Longbottom: Ron! Get off Mr. Voldy!
Ron Weasley: IM SORRYYYY... IM OUTTA HERE
Ron Weasley has left the chatroom.
Harry Potter: SEE Y'ALL LATER! Oh and Voldemort-- lose some pounds.
Harry Potter has left the chatroom.
Lord Voldemort: I HATE YOU.
Draco Malfoy: SEE YOU LOSERS WHEN I PUT POISON IN YOUR TEA!
Draco Malfoy has left the chatroom.
Neville Longbottom has left the chatroom.
Albus Dumbledore has left the chatroom.
Hermione Granger has left the chatroom.
Bellatrix Lestrange has left the chatroom.
Lord Voldemort: At least I have you-- Cecil.
Sybill Trelawney: It's Sybil.
Sybill Trelawney has left the chatroom.
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
Fiksi PenggemarThese are all web based FaceBook chats made with Harry Potter & Twilight characters. This is not plagiarism in any way. ENJOY!
