Draco Malfoy has a new status: Why do I end up marrying a random girl at the epilogue?
Astoria Greengrass: I am not a random girl. I am your future wife.
Draco Malfoy: No your not. You're a random girl who I get to marry in the epilogue.
Astoria Greengrass: No, I am your future wife, who gives birth to your son, who gets to be named after a constellation.
Draco Malfoy: I'd rather marry the Granger girl.
Astoria Greengrass: Well. Whether you like it or not, I am your future wife, okay?!
Draco Malfoy: Like I said, I'd rather marry the Granger girl.
Ron Weasley: Be extra nice to your future wife, Malfoy! :P
Harry Potter: She's your one true love.
Draco Malfoy: Why did I add you both on my friends list?
Harry Potter: Because you love us.
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
Fan-FictionThese are all web based FaceBook chats made with Harry Potter & Twilight characters. This is not plagiarism in any way. ENJOY!
