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Hilarious Race Jokes Part 1

WARNING: IF YOU FIND THIS EXTREMELY RACIST THEN I ADVISE YOU TO NOT READ (IF YOU DO READ I AM LETTING YOU KNOW THAT I AM RACIST TO MY SELF)

Here is the one for Asains:

How do Chinese people name their kids? They drop a pencil on the floor and see what Sound it makes. Which explains why your name is Ching Chang Chong

If Japanese Pop is Jpop then what is Chinese Rap: it is CRAP

I wonder if chinese people make their smileys like this: ¦).

What do you get when you cross a Mexican guy with an Asian guy: A car theif that can't drive

What do you call Chinese people in a pool? A bunch of Rice Krispies

What is a suprised Chinese man? Ho lee fuk

What do asains LOVE? NOODLES

Here is the one for blacks:

Why do blacks hate country music? becuase when people say "Ho down, throw down" they think their sister got shot.

What do you call a white kid in collage? A student

What do you call a Mexican kid in collage? A janitor

What do you call a black kid in collage? A miracle

What do you say when you wake up at night and see your T.V floating? Drop it Niga (spelt it wrong for watpad's sake)

If the world were a jacket were would the Blacks go? The Hood

Life for Blacks is like Jelly beans......Nobody likes the black ones

Basketball is the perfect game for a black person, all you gotta do is steal, shoot, and run

What do blacks love? FRIED CHICKEN

DONT FORGET TO VOTE IF YOU LIKE IT..........ONCE AGAIN THIS MAY BE RACIST TO YOU SO DON'T GO COMPLAINING TO YO MAMA SHE MADE FUN OF ME. IT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!