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What made you do that.......

January-I pushed

February- I Robbed

March- I stripped

April- I Humped

May- I Shaved

June- I jumped

July- I hugged

August- I slapped

September- I kissed

October- I licked

November- I sniffed

December- I stabbed

Pick your day of your birthday month

1: a rock's

2: a dog's

3: a farmer's

4: my mom's

5: a cat's

6: teletubbie's

7: my pant's

8: a pimple's

9: Selena Gomez's

10: a table's

11: my dad's

12: my neighbor's

13: a snowman's

14: my

15: a donkey's

16: a hamburger's

17: a baby's

18: my boyfriend

19: Chris brown's

20: a crayon's

21: a jock's

22: an astronaut's

23: a homeless man's

24: a box's

25: a book's

26: a mouse's

27: my teacher's

28: my principal's

29: cocaine's

30: a tree's

31: a hobo's

Pick a color...

Red- face

Orange- sweaty fingers

Yellow- mustache

Green- nasty legs

Blue- butt

Purple- nose

Other- Chest hair

Now pick your favorite number

1- Because I have long armpit hairs

2- Because Barney is my mom

3- Because my pants told me to

4- Because my fart can blow away this universe

5-because I looked in the mirror and broke it

6- Because I'm on drugs

7-because I'm gay

8-because I scared away medusa

9-because I love Zayn Malik

10-because I'm secretly rich

Any other number-the taxi driver loves me