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1. I walked into the restroom, and went into a stall to do my business, when i heard someone next to me.

Person: Hi, How are you

Me: Good......

Person: This is Scott by the way....SO what are you up to?

Me: Um....doing the same thing as..you

Person: ha that's funny, Anyway, can i come over?

Me: UM (slightly annoyed) I'M KIND OF TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS RIGHT NOW

Person: (after pausing for 3 seconds) I gotta call you back, there's an IDIOT in the next stall who keeps ANSWERING my questions

Me: -_-

I hear the toilet flush and the person walk out, so I decided to stay where I was so i won't be embarrassed, then I hear a girl walk in.

Girl: Oh i am sooo sorry, i didn't know this was the male's restroom.

In my head I was thinking, oh shoot I'm in the guys bathroom.

Then she walks out, couple seconds later she walks in.

Girl: Um, sir, You're in the females bathroom

Scott: Oh......

I decide to walk out and show him who's boss

I walk up next to him and say

Me: Who's the idiot now (then I add, in the loudest most obnoxious voice) DO YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN.

Scott:-_-

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2. One way guys try to flirt with you

Random guy: Hey, I'm Jaevion

Me: um..hi

Jaevion: So, what's your favorite place in the world

Me: Um...Dubai and Paris..I guess

Jaevion: Ha, mine is London, Which planet do you like the most?

Me: Um, The new "Goldilocks" Planet

Jaevion: Wow, that's cool, well mine is.....URANUS

Me: -__-