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Bunch of plain fails

Me: I like eminem

Idiot: I like skittles

Me: the rapper you IDIOT

idiot: your the IDIOT who likes a candy wrapper

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Friend: Don't invite too many people to my party on saturday

Friend: I know you haven't seen it, but my dick is tiny

Me: OMG, ARE YOU TURNING INTO JUSTIN BEIBER, dude you have a tiny dick

Friend: Shoot, i meant deck, dan u aso erect

Me: what

Friend: auto correct must hate me.

Me: the thing that bothers me is that you've used those words before.

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random person: im inviting 16 people to the memorial day party

rp's friend: shit there is already 45 people coming

random persons friend: i hope my dick holds up with all those people on it

random person: HAAAAAAAHAAAA

rp's friend: i meant deck, omg fail