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Race Part 2

Ok guys this is the part 2 of the jokes.

Mexican

Did you hear about that Mexican in college?

yeah...me neither

What do you call a 2 Mexican playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand

Cuatro cinco

What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

chase after him, it's probably yours

What do you call 500,950 white guys jumping from a plane?

Snow

Why can't white people play chess?

Because they have been thought that the white spaces are kings

Why do so many white people get lost skiing

Because they are so hard to find in the snow

Why do white people play hockey?

It's the only other way to beat something black up if they aren't a cop

What do mickey mouse and Micheal Jackson have in common?

They are both black people with white faces

My uncle is a racist piano players, all his work was horrible

because he kept on skipping the black keys

What is the Mexican version of One Direction?

Juan Direction

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Both their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well,OK," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell a little bad. You must be Mexican.