"Seriously...?"
Said Hunter, disappointed but not surprised, as he stared at his uncle's attire, disbelieving. A stripped black and yellow shirt, a pair of way too tight black slacks, and two bouncy bouncy antennae attached to a bald cap. He was cosplaying Barry B Benson.
"Oh, c'mon, hunty boy dude, it's the lastes fashion and you know it!" He said from the drivers seat while he fastened his seatbelt; talking so inocently when Hunter knew damn well he was doing this on purpose. Why? Why did he have to be silly on today of all days? It's been weeks since the last time, weeks Belos spent acting completely normal and non-questionably, just running the empire and draining the lives of some creatures to then consume it with his non-sussy eyeballs.
As much as Hunter wanted to tell Belos to go change and have some decency, he knew it was impossible to take his uncle out of his silly stage once he had entered. Hunter simply had to accept that tonight he was showing up to the Blight's accompained by a dummy fluffhead
He opened the Lightning McQueen replica's door and sat on the passenger seat, accepting his comically obvious fate.
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●°•silly goose•°●
ФанфикшнMeeting Edric's parents for the first time would be so much easier for Hunter had his silly uncle stayed home tonight.
