TVs, Disney, and Evie

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John: @Sera

Sera: what's up John?

John: Can me and Blyke borrow some $

Sera: why?

Blyke: well.....

John: Blyke was watching dragon ball Z

Isen: I know where this is going

Remi: same

John: and he was doing a ka me hah me ha along with Goku

Sera: okay, and?

John: and he launched at energy beam at the TV

Sera: .... And now the TV is broken?

John: yep and Big ass hole right in the middle

Blyke: I'm sorry 😭

Sera: so you want me to help me buy you guys a new TV

John: Pretty much yeah

Sera: *sigh* fine

Arlo: did she type the word sigh

Sera: yep, fuk u Asslo

Arlo: I'm surrounded by idiots

John: was that a lion king reference

Arlo: ....

Elaine: Arlo, you watch Disney movies

Arlo: ....

Isen: New article for the school paper, ex king Arlo watches Disney movies

Arlo: what's so bad about watching Disney

John: Nothing, you just don't seem like the type

Arlo: what's that supposed to mean

John: you know exactly what that's supposed to mean

Arlo: just because I'm stoic and kind of and asshole, I can't enjoy Disney movies

Sera: kind of?

John: No, I'm not saying that, I honestly respect the lion king reference it's just I was surprised, because you're the type of person who when they go to a boba shop gets a black coffee

Sera: Arlo you did what

Elaine: I mean John's not wrong

Arlo: you to Elaine, I feel so betrayed

Sera: No Arlo, you did fucking what

Arlo: ....

John: when he was pretending to be my friend, we went to get boba and he got a black coffee

Sera has gone offline

John: Arlo I recommend locking all your doors because Sera just stormed out of my dorm in a blind rage

Isen: What's she doing in your dorm, hmmm?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

John: @Cecile

Isen: Wait no

Cecile: wut

Isen: John plz

Cecile: plz wut

John: wanna watch Arlo get beat up with me and Isen

Isen: T-T

Cecile: uh sure

Arlo: she is here, John come get your girlfriend

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